Colette Moody, in her inaugural episode, wonders aloud where morons come from and what we’ve unwittingly done to expedite their infiltration of American pop culture and politics. Is a brood mother pushing them out of her ovipositor and directly into congress? When did their domination of our culture truly begin? Where do broken hearts go? Can they find their way home? Back to the open arms of a love that’s waiting there? (Disclaimer: That last part isn’t in this episode at all.)

“Jazzloop” by Florian Ennemoser, available at www.flashkit.com.